A few funnies

Some funny quotes from the comedian Steven Wright because we all need a good chuckle.

• How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
• What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
• Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
• If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
• You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
• OK, so what's the speed of dark?