Thursday, May 24, 2012

A few funnies

Some funny quotes from the comedian Steven Wright because we all need a good chuckle.

  • How do you tell when you're out of invisible ink?
  • What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
  • Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
  • If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you.
  • You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
  • OK, so what's the speed of dark?

1 comment:

  1. Love these! I can so relate to swearing and traffic!